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Which Of These Ten Magical Items Would You Choose? And Why? 

34%
98 deviants said A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
22%
62 deviants said A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
13%
38 deviants said A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
9%
25 deviants said A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
6%
18 deviants said A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
6%
18 deviants said An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.
5%
13 deviants said A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
3%
9 deviants said An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.
1%
3 deviants said A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
1%
2 deviants said A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.

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:iconinfectedbrownies:
InfectedBROWNies Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011  Student General Artist
I'll go for the remote cause it sounds too fun to pass on.
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peggsy Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
I cant believe more ppl diin't pick the choc bar, i mean its choc then your invincible and youthful to the age of 160! Thats pretty sweet.
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Mimuffet Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
Was gonna go with the van, but then I thought, no.... Look like anyone. I would totally creeper it up. Scare the poop out of people I know by making them think total strangers know things about them... stuff like that. As well as for serious purposes. I'm assuming it changes your voice, too.
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SelinaValeska Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Definitely the watch.. Ive always wanted to control time xD
It would be awesome if you got the chance to make different decisions, correct all of your mistakes..

Though the coin-pooping-dog is not too bad either :B
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koloboko Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Wow. Most of these gifts take the joy out of life. It's about the journey, not the destination. When you get to where you're going you need something else. I'd take the pot and start a food export firm. Earn some capital, branch out into philantropy. Learn to cook like a pro (infinite ingredients for learning). Alot of fun. With the cash from the food export business I could go anywhere in the world AND enjoy the journey. Outbid the gold pooping dog. Take the good with the bad and enjoy life. NO WAY would I want to read a book and know what it's all about straight away. I would definitely abuse that ability and end up reading something I wish I hadn't.
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Belgarion555 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
The dog.
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Melody-Of-Logic Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Student General Artist
If I could drive, I'd probably go with the van because it would cut down on travel costs. A LOT.

The necklace seems like it'd be useful now, but not so much once I get out of school... unless I magically went into law or something.
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blumjos Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
How wonderfully thought provoking!! Thank you for asking!

I chose the no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.

Which would you choose?
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TheJokerha Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I seriously can't decide. I'll steal them all! Defiantly use the remote to turn myself into my true Joker self. Then the others for all sorts of crazy green haired fantastic fun!
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SakurairoMaukoro Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I think that people choose this necklace to learning because of school sometimes... xD
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Budumpshh Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
food pot to feed the hungry and poor <3
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faustie Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I will take the book-necklace. If you knew everything about every subject at a touch, the rest of these problems like immortality, food production, time travel, and a nation of me-craving sex kittens would sort themselves out reeeeal quick. ^_^
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eviltikiman Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I would want the van. It would save so much money that I wouldn't worry about food; save so much time that I could enjoy reading the books that others are absorbing; I don't need to live to 160; I don't need to look like someone else; I don't want to look attractive to people I don't love, as long as the person I love, loves me and finds me attractive everyone else can go screw; I don't need the dog because gas money would = more than a couple gold coins a day I think; I know nature needs its cycles so I'm not interested in messing with that; the watch would be sorta helpful but if I can get anywhere in a second then I feel I would use the van more than the watch and just prevent things from happening in the first place; The bell is kinda cool... I could use the bell... But the Van trumps all but the bell so Van it is.
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Cattypatra Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
Definitely the remote. Hello, you could turn yourself into Obama. NO QUESTIONS. DAT REMOTE.
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Miyukiko Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I want dat party van
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garyjsmith Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I think with my knowledge necklace that I could learn enough to build the van and the gold-pooping dog
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shiroin Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011   Photographer
smart.
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PepsiPurple Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I've come to realize that even the best of situations can be ruined in a split second by saying something wrong or making a bad move. I'd take that epic time watch!
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beethy Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Photographer
GOOD CHOICE!!! Funny you're the only one that went for it though hahahaha
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:iconpepsipurple:
PepsiPurple Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Yeah :) I find that I make a lot of mistakes that could be fixed if only I had the time back :P
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:iconbeethy:
beethy Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Photographer
same

/forever alone
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KrisEz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Photographer
The remote doesnt exclude the youth you could capture. remote. plus girls changerooms.
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TekRep Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Frack the treasure - I just want the immortal dog. I love dogs, but it is always so hard when they pass on.
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:iconbeethy:
beethy Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Photographer
So what will you do with the gold coins he poops out?
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TekRep Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Really good dog food?

A lovely dog house on the coast of Spain just down the road from Ibiza with a small apartment for his human companion?

A Ferrari F-50 so he can hang his nose out the window while I drive really fast?

A G-6 so we can fly around the world to meet with all his DA friends?

The possibilites are wide open, but what I really want is a dog I never have to say goodbye to.
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saltnsugarstars Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I chose the van, I'd rather experience and gather the knowledge myself otherwise it becomes kinda cheap and superficial.
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MissMeggsie Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
For me it was a toss up between the knowledge-absorbing necklace and the magical van, but I went with the van in the end, because I really want to travel ;w; And I mean, the beauty of it would be that you could go practically anywhere and not have to worry about time (or travel expenses), because you can get anywhere in a second. You could go for a day-trip to some far-off country and be back home in time for dinner. XD
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Kiwira Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
knowledge is power so yea
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zlodhi Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
But with the pot you can travel the world without having to worry about getting money for food, as well as being able to help people along the way :D
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ju-li3n Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I guess I'm just superficial.
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:iconbeethy:
beethy Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Professional Photographer
What did you choose?
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:iconju-li3n:
ju-li3n Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
"you and a friend transform superficially... "

it sounded like fun xD
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Nsaia Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Interesting choices... I definitely wouldn't want a bracelet that affected the weather because I'd be out of a job if the weather was always perfect! Perfume like that would be fun but only for a limited time... I wouldn't want the chocolate because quite frankly age and youth and invincibility isn't always a blessing and I worry about what the world will be like in 160yrs given some of what we have already! I think maybe the necklace of knowledge - I did consider the dog, but I'm not sure I'd want to subject a dog to that.
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littlemotorcar Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011   Digital Artist
i chose the chocolate... getting older makes me uncomfortable :( mainly because i see so many prescription drug commercials on tv... oh god
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HayleyElise Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Playing too much fantasy games?
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frittenpiekse Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
i'd choose the necklace, so i can absorb all knowledge and build my own magical van :D
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mrkittycosplay Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
it was hard but i picked the necklace
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KJDSTJME Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I was sorely tempted by the no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second because I despise travel but I chose the necklace because I have longed to be able to do that for years.
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